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Idiot.

Whiny Willie needs to start packing.  Surely they’ll sell his pitiful over-the-hill ass in January.  I bet there are plenty of teams in France who would like to have him around given his team-building acumen. If he’s named captain on Saturday, I’m gonna lose it.

Arsenal will be lucky to get a Champions League spot this year.

Gallas launches Arsenal outburst

Arsenal captain William Gallas has criticised his team-mates and called into question their courage to challenge for the Premier League title.

“We are not brave enough in battle. I think we need to be soldiers. To be champions, you have to play big matches every weekend and fight,” said Gallas.

Gallas, 31, also accused an unnamed player of disrupting team morale.

Arsenal have yet to comment on Gallas’s extraordinary outburst but his position as skipper will again be scrutinised.

Serie A posterchildren.

I wonder if, after the game, they celebrated in the dressing room, congratulating themselves on their dignified strategy?

Italian team drops pants to score

ROME (AP) — In the latest fashion statement out of Italy, soccer players are dropping their shorts to score goals.

Catania, a team in the country’s top division, unveiled the new look while taking a free kick. The players lined up in a wall and dropped their shorts in an effort to block the goalkeeper’s vision.

The Sicilian team carried out the maneuver to perfection Sunday. Three players dropped their shorts practically to their knees so Torino goalie Matteo Sereni couldn’t see the kick by Giuseppe Mascara, who scored during Catania’s 3-2 victory.

Thanks anyway.

Hilarious story from Serie A. Bologna, sitting in the relegation zone at #18, fortuitously tied against Siena yesterday.

And then

After the game Bologna’s Vangelis Moras went to celebrate the away point against Siena by saluting the traveling supporters and throwing his shirt into the stands for a fan to take home as a souvenir of the encounter.

He was shocked when the shirt that he threw to the adoring crowd of fans was promptly thrown back at him by a fan of his own team.

Meanwhile, in Brazil:

Palmeiras coach Vanderlei Luxemburgo has suffered a broken arm after being attacked by his club’s own fans. “It was the attitude of vandals,” he told reporters.

“If we had known Palmeiras were going to lose 5-2 against Flamengo two days later, we’d have broken one of his legs as well,” declared a fan’s spokesman.

Spreading the wealth around.

With the world economy in the state it’s in, I bet he was just trying to help out. Good show, Didier.

Drogba facing action over coin throwing

LONDON, England (AP) — Chelsea striker Didier Drogba could be in trouble with police for throwing a coin into the crowd during his club’s shock Carling Cup defeat to Burnley on Wednesday.

London’s Metropolitan Police have confirmed they are investigating the incident in which the Ivory Coast international tossed back a coin that had apparently been thrown at him while he celebrated scoring the opening goal.

Drogba received a yellow card over the incident, which followed his 27th-minute goal.

UPDATE: he’s in big trubble now. And just when he came back from injury. Pity, that.

Chuckleworthy.

From the Fiver’s News in Brief:

Adelaide Utd crashed to a flamin’ 2-0 home defeat in their Asian Big Cup final second leg against Gamba Osaka, to lose 5-0 on aggregate. “It seemed like they had 15 players out there,” complained the A-League side’s Travis Dodd.

And Werder Bremen’s Claudio Pizarro has been fined €3,000 by the German FA for going all Joe Kinnear on the match official during last weekend’s goalless draw with Bochum. “The referee was a catastrophe. We were playing against 12 men,” sniffed Pizarro, who should be thankful he wasn’t up against Gamba Osaka.

A tale of two scorelines.

I’ll let our readers (all 4 of them, including me) determine the meaning of this tale.

First, from yesterday:

Arsenal 3-0 Wigan

By Andrew McKenzie

Carlos Vela’s route to goal is blocked by Wigan ‘keeper Chris Kirkland.
Arsenal’s Carlos Vela made one goal and scored another

Arsenal’s youngsters produced another outstanding display to brush aside Wigan and book their place in the Carling Cup quarter-finals.

A pinpoint pass from Jack Wilshere set up fellow teenager Jay Simpson to poke home on his first start for the club.

They added a second when a blistering counter-attack ended with Carlos Vela squaring for Simpson to sidefoot home.

Vela outpaced Titus Bramble before chipping Chris Kirkland with a stunning lob to complete the scoring.

The Mexican’s finish was reminiscent of his breathtaking effort in the demolition of Sheffield United in the previous round.

It was met by joyful appreciation from manager Arsene Wenger on the sidelines and it was hardly surprising after seeing his side, with an average age of just 19, take apart a Wigan side full of Premier League experience.

Wenger stuck with 10 of the side that demolished the Blades in the previous round, with the one addition of Simpson making it eight teenagers in the starting line-up.

…and then from today:

Chelsea 1-1 Burnley (aet)

Burnley win 5-4 on penalties

By Rahul Shrivastava

Championship side Burnley stunned Premier League leaders Chelsea after a dramatic penalty shoot-out at Stamford Bridge in the Carling Cup fourth round.

Burnley keeper Brian Jensen was the hero after he dived full-stretch to divert Jon Mikel Obi’s decisive penalty to safety.

Didier Drogba had given Chelsea a first-half lead with a sumptuous finish from a Frank Lampard pass.

But a spirited second-half from Burnley saw Ade Akinbiyi sweep in an equaliser. …

The sudden-death defeat means that the Blues have now lost their last five penalty shootouts.

Pigs in Zen.

Question:  How do they know the wild boars were angry?

Also, note the part I bold-faced in the story below.  William Gallas better thank his lucky stars the English don’t treat French footballers the way they treat boars.

Hooligan hogs trash football pitch

A football match was canceled after angry wild boars invaded the pitch, leaving it covered in potholes.

The hog hooligans squeezed though a gap in the fence at Soudley Recreation Ground in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, and dug up giant mounds with their snouts.

The new pitch was so badly damaged by the boars, who live in nearby woodland, that Soudley’s match with Charfield on Saturday was cancelled.

The pitch underwent a £1,000 returfing and expansion last April, paid for by fundraising events such as discos.

Gloucestershire Football Association operations manager Chris Lucker said today: “This is the first time we’ve heard of anything like this. Usually it’s motorbikes or cars that tear up pitches, not boars. …”

Club secretary Louise Stephens said members and players were “absolutely devastated” by the carnage that afternoon. She told the Western Daily Press: “A resident saw the pitch at 8.30am and phoned my husband to say we had to get down straight away. There is no way of playing on the pitch now.”

It will take several months to get the pitch up to scratch. All matches have been postponed.

After being hunted to near-extinction 300 years ago, wild boars have bred rapidly in recent decades after they were imported from Europe for meat.

Escapes from wildlife parks and farms increased in the 1990s as the captive numbers grew. In January this year, a wild boar broke into Ruardean Primary School, seven miles away from the Soudley pitch, and was shot dead in the playground after it became aggressive and stomped its feet.

There have been several instances of horse riders chased by charging boars, boars trashing private gardens and farms and of boars tearing dogs apart.

FA Cup 2nd round draw.

Last round for the little guys, but there are a lot of replays before then. These will be played Nov 29 & 30. Article here. Matches of (my) interest are in bold.

Chesterfield v Darlington/Droylsden
Peterborough United v Accrington Stanley/Tranmere Rovers
Eastwood Town v AFC Wimbledon/Wycombe Wanderers
Notts County v Kettering Town/Lincoln City
Leicester City v Hereford United/Dagenham & Redbridge
Eastbourne Borough/Barrow v Brentford
Bradford City v Leyton Orient
AFC Telford United/Southend United v Luton Town/Altrincham
Forest Green Rovers v Barnet/Rochdale
Histon v Leeds United/Northampton Town
Scunthorpe United v Alfreton Town
Torquay United v Oxford United/Dorchester Town
Leiston/Fleetwood Town v Brighton & HA/Hartlepool United
Morecambe v Cheltenham Town/Oldham Athletic
Gillingham v Yeovil Town/Stockport County
Millwall v Aldershot Town/Rotherham United
Carlisle United/Grays Athletic v Crewe Alexandra
Bournemouth v Blyth Spartans
Kidderminster Harriers v Curzon Ashton
Port Vale v Macclesfield Town

Damn skrate.

Woo hoo! Year-end 4th place here we come!

Arsenal 2-1 Man Utd

By Phil McNulty

Samir Nasri struck twice as Arsenal beat Manchester United and delivered an emphatic confirmation of manager Arsene Wenger’s belief that they are still serious Premier League contenders.

Nasri’s deflected shot opened the scoring in the 22nd minute and he doubled their advantage three minutes after the interval with a powerful finish from Cesc Fabregas’s precise pass.

Substitute Rafael volleyed United back into contention with a minute of normal time left - but Arsenal survived six extra minutes and an outbreak of mass anxiety at the Emirates to clinch the three points.

It was a victory they merited, with United creating and wasting chances but never carrying the same sense of self-belief as Arsenal in a highly charged atmosphere.

Shoulda signed for Everton.

Note he didn’t get the medal playing for Liverpool.

Raiders take footballer’s medal

An Olympic bronze medal and a collection of Liverpool and Brazil shirts have been stolen from the home of a Merseyside footballer.

Raiders struck at the home of 21-year-old Liverpool midfielder Lucas Leiva in Woolton on Tuesday.

The Brazil international was playing at Anfield against Atletico Madrid in the Champions League during the break-in.

The burglary is the latest in a series of raids on the homes of Liverpool players.

In most cases, the thefts have happened while the footballers have been playing in matches.

The raid follows burglaries in the last 18 months at the homes of England dynamo Steven Gerrard, Dutch forward Dirk Kuyt, goalkeeper Pepe Reina, defender Daniel Agger and former players Peter Crouch and Jerzy Dudek.